when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat
everyone on this websites needs a fuckin freeze pop & a time out
hi im here to ruin everything
"Rape accusations ruin people’s lives!"
You know what else ruins people’s lives?
B e i n g r a p e d
"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"
"all we need is your credit card information"
WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL
when your parents start to lecture you about something for the 900000 time
what is flirting it sounds dangerous
i had the most surreal experience of my life at the mall i was standing by one of those god forsaken meme t-shirt stands and a sweaty pre-teen boy pointed to a shirt and yelled “gandam style” and started to half-heartedly do the dance without taking his eyes off of the shirt. his face was so red. he was tired.
- Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
- Cashier: Are you 18?
- Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
today sucked but at least it’s not 2009