mathsturbation:

when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat 

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oomshi:

everyone on this websites needs a fuckin freeze pop & a time out

burgrs:

hi im here to ruin everything 

beautifulbroodingandbroke:

"Rape accusations ruin people’s lives!"

You know what else ruins people’s lives?

B e i n g r a p e d

iambluedog:

agoatkid:

raphael: *looks directly into the camera like he’s on the office*

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pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

relahvant:

when your parents start to lecture you about something for the 900000 time

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snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

neyruto:

i had the most surreal experience of my life at the mall i was standing by one of those god forsaken meme t-shirt stands and a sweaty pre-teen boy pointed to a shirt and yelled “gandam style” and started to half-heartedly do the dance without taking his eyes off of the shirt. his face was so red. he was tired.


  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

lameborghini:

today sucked but at least it’s not 2009