Yahoo answers is the only legitimate source of information
Typing is really weird like I’ll be in lowercase typing normally then I hit cAPS LOCK AND I SPEED UP LIKE VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKER
found the perfect car for you
is anyone really happy with their nose
2 notes doesnt pay the rent
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
wrong is spelled wrong when it is spelled right
my blog is an acquired taste
if you don’t like it
acquire some taste
“weren’t you wearing that shirt yesterday?”
facts that cannot be disputed
- ur cute as heck
- ur very important
- ur laugh is really cute oh my god
- ur a perfect version of yourself
What, you didn’t know that the best eggs on earth are actually dropped from outer space? That’s what we call eggstraterrestrial.
Flaphack #3: Feet feeling a bit sore? Pad your shoes with some tasty pancake inserts! Talk about fluffy comfort!
Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
Flaphack #10: The final hack! How about a delicious, fluffy pillow for all of your pancake dreams?
Your sandwich looked like a head. It inspired us.